the-awkward-nerd:

The gif loops so perfectly

You are now a timelord

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

cas-get-into-my-ass:

YOU STUPID ASSHOLE WITH YOUR STUPID FACE AND YOUR STUPID SMILE I HATE YOU

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

bitchymermaidd:

escapingmidgets:

ahnahwintour:

im your biggest fan i’ll follow you until you love me 

NO. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH MOTHER MONSTER OR HER PERFECTION DEFINING WORDS OF MAGIC. OUR PAWS WILL DEFACE YOUR FACE, YOU TWIT.

MY ENTIRE DASH RIGHT NOW

benedictbooty:

cumbercollected:

OH MY GOD 

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

"So, the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed lady. I'd like to get my hands on her "ample nacelles," if you pardon the engineering parlance."

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

castiel-dean-mckay-sheppard:

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

i will obey

ghostingthespace:

whatsgoingon12:

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

.wait

yeah, what does tea have to do with their personality?

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

amon-fire:

fuckyourfreckles:

rizaoftheowls:

derinthemadscientist:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

Vaginebola

Red Tide Warning

shark week

the red wave

i second shark week

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

supergleelockian:

I’m with you Jack.

Couldn’t agree with you more , Captain. 

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

i-drugged-your-coffee-jawn:

lady-whovian:

phan-smells-pass-it-on:

phan-smells-pass-it-on:

phan-smells-pass-it-on:

GIMME SUMMA DAT NOOTAYLIA!

sorry about my crappy editing skills but i had to okay

for all of you who keep saying
NOOTELLA
NEWTELLA
NUT ELLA
BUTTELLA

dear god, it’s italian, go on google translate and listen to the italian pronunciation

IT’S NOOTAYLIA

there, i said it 

IT IS NOOTAYLIA HOW DO BRITAIN PRONOUNCE IT?!

WE PRONOUNCE IT NUT-ELLA BECAUSE WE ARE BRITISH AND WE LIKE TO BE DIFFERENT

SO YOU TAKE YOU NOOTAYLIA AND YOUR POCKY AND YOUR LAYS

WE DON’T NEED THEM